A COLLEGE FOR THE OTHER 89% OF THE POPULATION
Studies have shown that 89% of Americans are afraid to use computers.*

Stottard College realizes that there are many people that are not
computer literate.

American students want the ease of online instruction, but hate the
internet and computers.

Stottard College offers drive-thru education. 
1. Simply drive up to the convenient window
2. Ask for your assignment, grade, or study materials. 
3. Drive away and study as you drive.



We are so confident in out program that we guarantee that it is unlike any other
college you will find on the internet or in the car.  You cannot beat that anywhere!


  SOURCES
* "Americans are too Stupid to Use Computers, I think 89% of them." Quote by Socrates in 2006 BC at a Hardees.