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Starting in 2011: Stottard College offering degree in General Studies. (This Degree Will Open Doors!)

Stottard College President Zayakaychev Publishes Acclaimed Book Through Presigious University Press.

Exclusively available through the
Alabama Pacific University Press
or your finer private libraries.

The Real Education Solution (New Fifth Edition)
by Stottard President Dr. Zayakaychev

This book is the extension of the earth shattering report which examined the differences between students learning online and those learning from more traditional methods. Now in its fifth edition. Among the fascinating findings:
45% OF ONLINE STUDENTS HAVE PAID OTHERS TO LOGIN AND COMPLETE THEIR CLASS WORK.
75% OF ONLINE STUDENTS HAVE ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IN PORNOGRAPHY AS AN ASSIGNMENT.
13% OF PEOPLE TAKING ONLINE CLASSES TRANSMIT VENEREAL DISEASE TO CLASSMATES.

15% OF ONLINE COURSE TAKERS SCORED BETTER TO THOSE IN A TRADITIONAL CLASSROOM SETTING.

Book Review: "This report is like a fire bell ringing in the night. Will we heed this valuable warning, or will our education system die a terrible death from our weak and unnecessary online depravity and depredation."
-Lydia Vaughn-Smoothers, Biologist, American Freedom College

Study definitively proves superiority of Drive Thru College.

Stottard College is also a PROBATIONARY MEMBER of the
North American Association of Unaccredited Colleges and Universities.

In recently uncovered scrolls found in Southern Indiana. . . .
Stottard College predicted by Nostradamis to be the greatest college in the history of the earth.

Stottard College called the best college on the earth by Ian Stottard.